Monday, December 28, 2009

Peter Schjeldahl Notes Part IV




















Selected notes from Peter's teachings on critical writing, continued (click here for Part I, here for Part II and here for Part III):

A gallery front room is a perk for the artist.

The audience for a catalogue introduction is only one person – the artist. It is not a sales brochure.

The definitive weakness of an immature writer is lots of adverbs.

The absolute futility of a generation of art critics that assumed Warhol's work was ironic. He was innocent and greedy (A statement that is insulting to the middle class.)

The difference between humor and satire: Satire is always reformist.

Never use the word "problematic." It's the archetypal academic dodge. Its semantic sense is unsound. There's something unhealthy here. As a writer, everything should be spelled out.

[When looking at a] Cindy Sherman [photograph (or any work of art), we have a] three-step response:

  1. Shock and/or delight.
  2. [The work] falls apart and becomes nothing.
  3. The original illusion returns, integrated with the artifice, and you're aware of it as a made thing, and it becomes beautiful. Everything works to the common good, nothing gets in anything's way. [The work] reconstitutes itself at a higher level.

To be continued.

Cindy Sherman photograph via Elizabeth Avedon.

Friday, December 11, 2009

$10 off "Blue Boy and Pinkie, Together Again" at Blurb Books

















Wow!

For a limited time - until December 31, 2009 - Blurb Books is offering $10 off Blue Boy and Pinkie, Together Again. That's a 33% discount.

Now you too can own the naughtiest ovalist sci-fi love story ever told.

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

John Mendelsohn/Mendelssohn/Mendels(s)ohn: "Sorry We're Open"















































John Mendels(s)ohn, is the only person I know with parentheses in his name. He's a special kind of chap, who inspires a certain tone of critical review. Rolling Stone once said he sounded like Todd Rundgren with severely inadequate equipment.

That was "back in the day," when Mendels(s)ohn's band, Christopher Milk, recorded for Warner Brothers; back in the day when he wrote for Rolling Stone and Cream and interviewed the likes of (early) David Bowie (in a dress) and, later, Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs, "[who he] was nearly able to see... through the smoke of the 360 cigarettes [Butler] smoked during [their] 20 minutes together;" and back (a bit later) in the day, once more behind the microphone to record with Rhino Records in 1995. Such is the swirling life of a proto-rock star turned music critic, turned proto-rock star, again.

Today – a few decades, continents and gentle debaucheries after his 1971 Halfnelson debut – John Mendels(s)ohn's latest, self-produced album defies comparison, perhaps even description. On "Sorry We're Open," you might call Mendels(s)ohn a whimsical ranter; an ironic straight-shooter; or a deeply twisted love-sponge. But it's hard to label him any one thing and make it stick. Besides, why would you – he's the man with parentheses in his name, for god's sake! The marvel of this boyishly gifted artist – on the new album, in particular – is the way his voice, his ideas, his very essence swirl and twist and turn, like a dancing hippie-punk-hybrid genie, ever fresh out of its lamp and looking to change the world.

"Sorry We're Open" sees Mendels(s)ohn continue to preserve his inalienable right, as a parenthetical icon of his generation, to slip whatever vaporous, boxing with velvet gloves weirdness/sincerity he wants into those ever-beckoning punctuation marks of his. For one thing, his lilting voice – so angelic, it's menacing – adds a hint of threat to the most benign lyric. Not that his lyrics are always benign, with songs like "Xenophobia," "Soil Me" and "Swastikas in Drag."

This could all add up to a hipster lounge act waiting to burst onto the Los Angeles, New York, Las Vegas, Reno, Albuquerque or Camel Rock scene. Whether it does or not, John Mendels(s)ohn keeps us eternally on the edge of our Naugahyde seats.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Peter Schjeldahl Notes Part III

















Selected notes from Peter's teachings on critical writing, continued (click here for Part I and here for Part II):

A work of art is not a commodity. A commodity differs only in price. A work of art has a unique character/identity and no inherent value. Artworks behave more like money than like commodities.

Never explain how one thing is harder to describe than another. Don't comment on what you're doing. [This is like] Apologizing to our own ideal.

Words fail.

Painting is incarnate – has a skin and a body, like we do. That's why it's important.

The spirit of description: The way something is matters. Our life depends on it. [For example:] "Fat and green and full of sin." Raymond Chandler describing a fly.

Can I look at this in a way the artist has not intended? If so, out with it. Does the artist know what I'm seeing?

Boredom is the unwilling consciousness of passing time – You're dying/closer to the grave. Film is a pure escape from the sense of time.

[As a critical writer, you need to be] Inside enough to know what you're talking about and outside enough to tell the truth.

To be continued.

Image via Hawaii Life Hack.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Peter Schjeldahl Notes Part II





































Selected notes from Peter's teachings on critical writing, continued (click here for Part I):

Lead with a quality judgement.

Jokes are so important.

ISV, a fictional character: The Incredibly Stupid Viewer, who must be respected.

Avoid French words [Oops, you mean like "Chateau?"].

If it sounds wrong, being right won't save it.

[Recommended books:] For tone, Persuasion by Jane Austen and The Little Sister by Raymond Chandler.

Logic is very bad for you. Pain always produces logic ["Pain always produces logic, which is very bad for you."]. Frank O'Hara

Power is defined by use. [For example] If you have a light source and never plug it in....

You have to be able to make an enemy every week and not run out of friends.

Sophistication is always specific to a use.

To be Continued.

Book cover images via Jane Austin in Vermont and Cover Browser.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Peter Schjeldahl Notes



















A few years ago, I attended a weeklong professional writers workshop given by New Yorker art critic Peter Schjeldahl at the Santa Fe Art Institute. I was the only artist and non-writer in the group. Here are selected notes I took of Peter's words:

[Talking about not seeing the art in person:] Reproduction is like paper money. Slides are lies that you believe.

Finding the right "wrong" words.

Art is organized in service of our attention, the world is not.

"Beauty is the coincidence of the eternal and the fleeting." – Baudelair [I believe Peter was paraphrasing, as I can't find this quote anywhere.]

Smile, say thank you, keep moving.

Subject and predicate in the first sentence. "We" is dicey and important – the reader should be completely with you – it should pass without notice. [Peter is an] "I" critic. Presume that an experience can be of use to other people. "You" is a great switcher. Pauline Kael was a "you" critic. "We" is where you seal the deal – cash in. [I remember he said if you must use "we," don't use it until the very end of a review.] "Who, what, where, when, why" are very important to work in at the beginning – the lead.

Nothing happens in the middle; the middle is the residue of the extremes. [He may have still been talking about writing structure at this point – I don't remember; but I take away a broader meaning, and one that pertains, in particular, to art-making. It reminds me of something William Burroughs said: "Beware the middle way."]

In a way, the artist's intention is secondary to what we perceive.

To be continued.

Peter Schjeldahl portrait via The New Yorker.

Description of a Painting


"One of the heroes of the Battle of Lepanto, Requesens is here seen with his right hand resting upon a helmet with dark red plumes and his left, upon his sword hilt. He has blue-gray eyes, and his brown hair is turning gray. Across his suit of damascened armour is a red scarf. At his neck and wrists are narrow white ruffs. His sword is suspended at his side from a narrow black belt. The background is brown. A green curtain edged with gold fringe is draped at the left. On the wall at the right is hung a picture in a black frame representing a dark-eyed lady in a black gown adorned with buttons of pearls set in gold. A narrow ruff finishes her high collar. Her hair, of varying shades of brown, is covered by a transparent white coif, ornamented with rubies and pearls; the ends of the coif fall over her shoulders and meet at her breast."

Elizabeth du Gué Trapier describing a "supposed" portrait of Don Luis de Requesens y Zuñiga, attributed to Antonio Moro, in the Hispanic Society of America's Catalogue of Paintings (16th, 17th, and 18th Centuries), 1929.

Dealing with the Press: Lou Reed, 1974


Note: The audio drops out a couple of times. Hang in there, it's worth it.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Steampunk: The Past Is Now















...The future is dead.

Steampunk flat panel and keyboard image from WebUrbanist via Reclaimed Home.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

James Westwater on Facebook


Yup, (this) James Westwater is now on Facebook.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Dia Announces New Space In New York City
















The Dia Foundation says it intends to knock down its old building on West 22nd Street and build something new in the same location. Good news from this Chelsea pioneer – Dia moved to the neighborhood in 1986.

More in the Dia press release and a New York Times story.

Pictured is Joseph Beuys' 7000 Oaks on West 22nd Street between 10th and 11th Avenues, New York City.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mat Gleason Coagula Interview Part IV






















The fourth and final installment of my interview with Mat Gleason, in celebration of Cogaula Art Journal's 100th issue.

(Click here, here and here for Parts I, II and III.)

JW: As a blogger, yourself, what do you think about artists blogging? Do you see any interesting developments in blogging, social networking and other online manifestations of the art world?

MG: Artists blogging can be a good release, a good art form in its own right, but you have to understand that the audience is in charge. Most artists cannot handle that fact. The audience controls the context. The web can make so much art look bland and you might be giving away too much of the product with too many visuals. I hate telling people they have to market, but you are marketing when you are blogging, so the catch-22 becomes that you cannot appear to be "real" if you are stuck on "message" and if you are "real" you can accidentally ruin your "brand" name so to speak. Online is great thought because the art almost ALWAYS looks better in person than it does online. That is not true of print - many artists reproduce well for books and glossy art magazines and in person the stuff underwhelms, but the net, it looks okay on the net and then you see it in person, and it is already familiar, and it is like WOW THIS IS EVEN BETTER IN PERSON almost all the time. So that helps.

JW: With 100 issues under your belt, where do you plan to go from here, both with Coagula and your other projects? Anything new we should be looking out for?

MG: In 2010 we are going to start publishing artist editions on one artist per issue of the magazine, so if you buy the online print-on-demand copy of the magazine you will be able to send in for an edition by the artist. That is the next big step for the magazine. I am already working on Issue 101 with this. But if it flops, fuck it, I will still be publishing six times a year, I learned that the first thing the art world sees you do, they will always have you in that box, so if you are known as a teacher, you are fucked if you want to be anything else, so just go be the best teacher, if you are a crazy cokehead, 30 years later you can be sober 25 years and the art world will still be "watch out, he's a cokehead," so I have worn a lot of hats - curated, gallery owner, yapping on TV about art - but I know that the hat the art world expects me to wear is the first one I wore, I'm the magazine editor who speaks his mind, so that is where I go, where I am at, because it takes me places I haven't yet been! Woo HOO!!!!

Issue #100 of Coagula Art Journal will be viewable November 10, online at Coagula.net.

Mat Gleason image via re-title.com.

Hermitage Bookshop Opens in Brooklyn












The Hermitage, formerly in Beacon, New York, has relocated to Brooklyn. The opening reception is this Saturday, November 7, 6-9pm. There will be a "surprise" film screening at some point in the evening.

35 Meadow Street, Suite 307
Brooklyn, NY 11206

347-422-0395

I will be posting an interview with proprietor Jon Beacham, soon.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Mat Gleason Coagula Interview Part III

















Continuing a four part interview with Mat Gleason of Coagula Art Journal.

(Click here and here for Parts I and II.)

JW: You've talked before about the importance of urgency and real need in art making. Do you find extremes generally more relevant than subtleties in art and art criticism?

MG: Art can be subtle or not, I don't have a litmus there, but if art criticism is not urgent it makes no impact. It makes hardly any impact anyway, so if it is not raging proclamations, soundbites or screeds of passion the only hope you have got is to get tenure because you were writing about what the department chair wanted to read.

JW: Do you have a favorite Coagula piece or quote from the first 100 issues?

MG: When I go back and read things, sometimes they were written so urgently that they could use a little refining. Off the top of my head the whole Barbara Kruger Issue sticks out as what this whole publication really was and still kind of is... So it is 2000, the fall, Issue #42, there is a great piece on Tom Sachs in this issue. I thought I had a picture of Tom that Ray Newton had taken somewhere. Suddenly it was deadline and the picture had not materialized. I was in a panic and thought I should just go see the MOCA retrospective of Barbara Kruger on Sunday - it had opened on Saturday but I was working on the magazine so I didn't go to the big party, so I decided to go see it Sunday and write a generic review Sunday night, do the layout and pick up a press photo of her on Monday on the way to the printers. Well… the show stunk, it was offensively fascistic, I was enraged at the whole exhibit's evil tone. I came back to my computer and trashed it and found a picture of a poodle on Google image search, which I had just discovered a few weeks before, and made the cover that reads in Barbara Kruger red blocks and text... "KRUGER: YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG TO STOP MAKING BAD ART." with a poodle in the background because of Barbara Kruger's notoriously poodle-like haircut. So I still made the printers on Monday, and it was awesome to be in charge of the whole thing enough that it had that flexibility to go from assuming I would like something and write a piece to changing the whole thing and, well I got a lot of feedback on that cover and the article, the whole thing was popular.

JW: Over the course of its seventeen years in print, Coagula has undoubtedly stirred things up from time-to-time. Do you think your work there has made an important contribution to the art world and influenced artists and others, for better or worse, along the way?

MG: When a writer challenges things, the problem becomes NOT taking credit for it. I talked shit about people, like Jeremy Strick at MOCA, and nobody thanked me when he was railroaded out of there years later after he had bled the place dry. Meanwhile Christopher Knight of the LA Times, who was complicit in MOCA's demise in that it happened on his watch as the voice of visual art at the big daily, well he got to mother-hen the rebuilding process in print and look like a civic-minded hero. So yeah, if I told you of my triumphs it would be such a tragedy.

To be continued.

Tomorrow, in the fourth and final installment of our interview, Mat talks about artists who blog and the tyranny of the audience, the dangers of being "real," and what's next for Coagula.

Issue #100 of Coagula Art Journal will be viewable November 10, online at Coagula.net.

Barbara Kruger image via the Brooklyn Museum.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Mat Gleason Coagula Interview Part II




















Continuing a four part interview with Mat Gleason of Coagula Art Journal.

(Click here for Part One.)

JW: You've said in the past that artists often don't understand their own work until years after the fact. At best, then, an artist's statement is a curious artifact of self-delusion. That's fine with me, as I've never liked the damned things. But do you think your assessment is in conflict with the conventional wisdom that artists should know what their work is about and communicate that meaning clearly in each piece?

MG: You are really hitting my hot-button issues. Here is what they will never tell you in art school: IF you tell a curator what your work means and they want it to mean something else, you just art statemented yourself out of a show. Curators and collectors and critics and gallery people, most of these folks are smart. Someone told me about a famous artist whose secret to success was letting people at openings finish his thoughts as he started discussing his work and then agreeing with them.

JW: To follow up, do you see it as a copout when an artist makes work that is open to interpretation, oblique, mysterious or mystical?

MG: Absolutely, and that is the flip side of the coin. I operate at the extremes, so the extreme pinhead is to be avoided in his desire to control the context of his work, but just as fiercely we have to call the bullshitters out when they walk into the art world and say that their splash of acrylic shit represents eternity. And it is harder to critique these self-anointed mystics, inscrutable conceptualists and "beauty" adherents than those with a solid game plan that is pompous. The pomposity of the vague and aloof is a tougher con to "out"" in my business. Luckily, it has a trend cycle that we are kind of far from at the moment, so there is less of that going on.

JW: To paraphrase a line in Baudelaire's "Hymn to Beauty," "Beauty rules everything, yet remains unanswerable." Do you have your own definition of beauty and do you believe that beauty is important in art?

MG: I got a better line from a better poet as a retort: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous."Seriously, the lesson to be learned over the next 10 years is how not to be seduced. Look at all the propaganda about beauty in art... Dave Hickey is 70, this art world movement championing beauty is the visual manifestation of an atheist flower-power aesthetic toking its final joint. With that said, I am interested in raw beauty, which is my aesthetic as a punk rock fossil, but as a springboard from which to create something, not an end in itself.

To be continued.

Tomorrow, in Part Three, Mat explains why "screeds of passion" and "raging proclamations" work for him, takes us behind the scenes of Coagula's hottest story ever, and observes that telling it like it is doesn't win medals.

Issue #100 of Coagula Art Journal will be viewable November 10, online at Coagula.net.

Rothko Chapel photo via Houston Press.

James Westwater at Heidi Cho




















Just got word the show at Heidi Cho Gallery will be up for a couple more days than advertised – through November 14. Thanks to Amanda A. for this pic (detail) of the 1995-2009 installation "Noisy Lawnmower – Sweet Music" (and yours truly, James Westwater) at the opening.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Issue #100 Interview with Coagula's Mat Gleason





















To help celebrate the 100th issue of Coagula Art Journal, I was invited to talk to publisher/editor/founder Mat Gleason about his art criticism and ideas.

Mat practices a bare knuckle critical style, sometimes reminiscent of his fellow westerners, Dave Hickey and Zane Fischer, and Robert Hughes at his most pugilistic. What he might lack in heavyweight credentials, he more than makes up for with some nifty footwork, a heart-on-sleeve doggedness and the occasional swift left jab.

The interview was conducted October 27-30, 2009, via email between my studio in Beacon, New York and Mat's Los Angeles base, and will be serialized in four parts over the next few days.

JW: You have a reputation as an art world maverick. Specifically, I've heard you say that in Los Angeles artists like you and galleries and institutions don't, and that that's reversed in New York. Could you shed some light on this phenomenon and would you say it has changed at all in your seventeen years publishing Coagula?

MG: It used to be primarily in New York that the artists would have a "Don't Rock The Boat" attitude, now that is in a lot of places. There is an attitude of artists that they are learning the ropes and are waiting in line for their turn and that any truly disruptive force to the art world is a threat to their investment of time into playing the game. Meanwhile the people at the top, they were not going anywhere so they loved a little challenge to the status quo, but nowadays they are way more uptight. What has happened is that there are actually fewer truly rich people at the top of the art world, so you have a whole group of people whose true power, their wealth, can be affected by getting fired from a museum job. So what HAS changed is that more people are in the art world to work and earn a living rather than to have fun and that makes any rabble rousing really frowned upon.

JW: What sort of relationship do you have with other art critics and with art criticism in general? Peter Schjeldahl once said to me, "Writing a check is very much more sincere than writing a review ...because it hurts ...you've got to mean it." Do you agree?

MG: We are all kind of scraping for the same crumbs so it is not generally a chummy lot - Since I created my vehicle and own it I am not in the "socialize to get gigs mode" that so many others are in. Sad fact is it doesn't pay that much, the gigs are few and far between and there are a lot of gray areas of morality about taking money to write catalogue essays, et cetera, and then add academia which is totally corrupt with helping colleagues who can get you tenure, and then add writers curating shows and having a back door to art world power and... I just stay the fuck out of other writer's business and keep my nose clean. Collectors are often way more passionate than critics, there is a jaded quality after you realize that even if you got hired by Art Forum, at the 20-year high school reunion you won't be as popular as the guy who runs an antique shop.

JW: I've heard you say that much so-called art is really craft, and that much art is just commerce or industry in disguise. Would you make a similar distinction between art and design, and do you see this and other boundaries blurring?

MG: Design is a sizzling trend at the moment and the hot core of this idea is that it can be as much a piece of fine art as anything else. And I reject that completely. Design, the idea of purity and an artwork being pure design, that is not where I am at in appreciating the effort of an artist. And design is so trendy, ephemeral and like a fashion that dates you if you wear it three years late. I like art that elevates a person's consciousness and design is wallpaper, and wallpaper elevates a room's consciousness at best.

To be continued.

Tomorrow, in Part Two, Mat reveals how artists can best describe their work, gets down and dirty about mysterious and mystical art, and goes for the jugular on the subject of beauty.

Issue #100 of Coagula Art Journal will be viewable November 10, online at Coagula.net.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

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A big thank you to everyone who braved the inclement weather last week to come to the opening of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds at Heidi Cho Gallery in Chelsea, particularly the Beacon posse (about twenty strong).

I have three pieces in the show: A wall installation, "Noisy Lawnmower – Sweet Music," 1995-2009, mixed media, 72 x 111 inches; untitled (red and gold chateau interior), 2007, Duratrans and aluminum light box, 36 x 36 x 5 inches; and untitled (orange bubbles), 2003, acrylic on vinyl suitcase, 18 x 23 x 6 inches (all above).

The other artists in the show, all excellent and well known, are Richmond Burton, Maurizio Pellegrin, Tad Wiley and Saya Woolfalk. I'm grateful to be in such good company.

Kudos to Heidi Cho director and LSD curator, Marilyn Rosenberg for putting together such a good-looking and engaging exhibition to kickoff the season.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds runs through November 12, 2009.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Second image, Norwegian-Americans Frank Samuelson and George Harbo rowed across the Atlantic in 1896 in an eighteen-foot oak and cedar boat, the Fox, in a record (still unbroken) fifty-five days. Log of the Fox.

Norwegians can row.